Friday, February 26, 2010

Nicki Minaj Dictionary: The Nictionary.

So this is the Nicki Minaj Dictionary, and I think it's really important that you all stay educated and read it.


The dictionary created by Nicki Minaj to walk pedestrians through her vocab and terminologies….STEP YA NICTIONARY UP!!!

Official Secret Society Barbie Statement :

I’m a GIRL \ and I’m RICH \ its BARBIE \ YOU little BITCH!!!!!

AckOrgiddyWay ItchesOrgiddyBay: \ˈaktˈ-orˈgi-dē-wā-ˈiches-orˈgi-dē-ˈbā\: adjective

1: the barbie pig latin term for “whack bitches”.

Alfred Bitchcok : \ˈal-frəd – ˈbich – ˈkäk\ : noun

1: a term of endearment from one bitchy Harajuku Barbie to another. Generally used amongst BFF’s.

Bad Bitch Check : \ˈbad – ˈbich – ˈchek\ : verb

1: is when a bad bitch looks in the mirror prior to an event in which stacks are involved.

Baldy Locks : \bal-dē-läks\ : adjective

1: Good head.

Balloon Boy : \ba-ˈlōⁿ-bȯi\ : noun

1: the adopted lady bug of barbie nation.

2: the oracle.

Barbie Backhand : \ˈbär-bē-ˈbak-hand\ : verb

1: The act of using intense force while unexpectedly givin da back hand to a hata.

BarbieBoomBox : \ˈbär-bē-ˈbüm-ˈbäks\ : noun

1: a device out of which the Barbie’s fetch music is played from.

Barbie Detention : \ˈbär-bē -di-ˈten-chən\ : noun

1: When the Harajuku Barbie herself puts one of her barbies on time-out for stating or doing something totally unfetch.

*only the HB can remove a barbie from Barbie Detention. Length of stay may vary.

*While on “BD” a barbie is required to do any task the “HB” asks of her in order to regain her position as a BARBIE. Tasks may vary.

Barbie Juice : \bär-bē-jüs\ : noun

1: ice cold pickle juice in a glass that barbies drink to experience a sudden blast of EUPHORIA.

Barbie Powers : /ˈbär-bē-pō-ər/: noun

1: to beam your thoughts to another Barbie without speaking.

2: to put a hex on strawberry shortcakes by wiggling your fingers at them.
Barbie’s Phone Number:


Basement : \bās-mənt\ : verb

1: the act of stepping one’s twig&berries / cookies DOWN.

2: the opposite of penthouse used when one is too cocky.

BEEN a fan : \bēn-a-ˈfan\ : noun

1: term used to describe a cornball.

Sentence : “hatin on who? Dat Bitch BEEN a fan”

BFF :/b-f-f/: noun

1: Barbie For FuckinEver

Bustitbarbie :\ˈbəst-ət-ˈbär-bē\ : noun

1: a naughty barbie who knows how to make it up on her final exam.

Cater to your Ken Day :\kā-tər-ˈtü-yər-ˈken-ˈdā\: noun

1: One day a month when Barbie stops being a diva and grants her Ken’s every wish.

Chin Check : \ˈchin -ˈchek\ : verb

1: when an HB gets out of character to explain her fabulosity.

Chuckles : \ˈchə-kəl\ : verb

1: when a Harajuku Barbie laughs at the expense of one of her friends.

CopyRightin’ Infringements :\ˈkä-pē-ˈrītən-in-ˈfrinj-mənts\: noun

1: girls that claim to be rappers while enlisting the help of ghost writers.

Doll House :\ˈdäl – ˈhaus\ : noun

1: a place where a Harajuku Barbie resides or stays while away on business.
Dolly Lama :/dä-lē-ˈlä-mə/: noun

1: a barbie that makes everyone around her feel at peace.

2: a problem solver.

3: the one you call when you’re at your worst.

Fetch : \ˈfech\ : adjective

1: a term used to describe something a bitchy Harajuku Barbie really likes.

*Only used with other HBs.

Fire Marshall: \ˈfi(-ə)r-ˈmär-shəl\ : noun

1: a term for sum1 tryna shut ya shit down.

Sentence: word? oh u on ya fire marshall shit.

Frosty Da Snowman : \fro-stē-dē-snō-man\ : noun

1: a girl or boy who wears blurry diamonds. Step ya clarity up.

Gabbage Patch Kid :\ˈga-bij-pach-’kid\: noun

1: a bust down

2: a doll who wishes the barbies will adopt her.

GBR : \g-b-r\ : verb

1: Abbreviation for “Got a Barbie Rollin”.

Get off my Fone : \git-ȯf-mī-ˈfōn\ : noun

1: a swift dismissal of a stupid ass fone call OR comment.

Sentence: Excuse me??? Bitch!!! Get off my Fone!!!

Harajuku Barbie : \原宿\ : noun

1: refer to Harajuku.

Harajuku Ken : \原宿\ - noun

1: a man that “adds to” a “HB” by knowing when to “fall da fuk bak” and when to “step his dick up”.

HB : \h-b\ : noun

1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Barbie.

HK : \h-k\ : noun

1: an abbreviation of Harajuku Ken.

It’s BARBIE BITCH!!!!! : \əts – ˈbär-bē – ˈbich\: noun

1: how Harajuku Barbies say good-bye.

Penthouse : \ˈpent-ˌhaus\: verb

1: the act of stepping one’s dick or cookies all the way up.

Roger Dat : \rä′jər-ˈdat\ : verb

1: verbally style on a shortcake by implying she should “get like u” in 2010.

Sentence: Scuze me? Bitch! Roger dat!

Step Your Scotty Up : \ˈstep – yər – ˈskätē – əp\ : verb

Raggedy The Spy: \ragg_dy\ The Spy”. A Flip on Harriet the Spy.

Sentence : “come out da closet raggedy!!! the spy!!!!”

1: refers to being up on the latest lyrics\lingo off of the new “Beam Me Up Scotty” CD.

Strawberry Shortcake : \ˈstrȯ-ˌber-ē – ˈshȯrt – ˈkāk\ : noun

1: a broke bitch ;

2: one who loses sight of her goals and her CAKE by focusing on BEEF and negativity.

Stud Muffin :\ˈstəd-mə-fən\: noun

1: a street savvy “man’s man” who can only be tamed by a pink lipped barbie.

Surfboard : \sərf-bȯrd\ : adjective

1: used to describe a hatin ass WASHED up bitch.

Sentence : Cowubunga! Hit the surfboard ya surfboard ass bitch!!!!

Tumble Dry : \təm-bəl-drī\ : verb

1: used wen speaking to WASHED bitches.

Sentence : Tumble Dry bitch! Tumble Dry!!!

Waffle House : \ˈwä-fəl -ˈhaus\ : adjective

1: a clearly misguided old wrinkle.

When You Believe : by Whitney Houston & Mariah Carey

1: our official THEME song.

Zoo :\ˈzü\: adjective

1: when exciting, crazy and fetch need to be combined to describe a noun.

*can only be said with extreme intensity.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Michelle Tratchenberg Singing Nicki Minaj

I pretty much hate Michelle Tratchenberg for the most part. She is the worst kind of B lister, 'cause she thinks she's on the A list.

This video pretty much made me love her. She actually knows the words and she is going dumb. Enjoy.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Nicki Minaj "Barbie World Mixtape"

So, as you may remember I'm PRETTY into Nicki Minaj. The Barbie World Mixtape has been on repeat on my headphones these days. "Little Freak" with Usher, so good... "Ponytail" with Mya (yeah, that Mya), freak 'um music. And of course, "Bedrock" with Lloyd (which I posted before) is on there too. Do yourself a favor and download it now. I couldn't find a solo link, but if you go through DatPiff you just have to create a log in (and they do have some other pretty ill mixtapes for download on the site).

Nicki Minaj Barbie World Mixtape

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Erin Fetherston and Damon Dash.

The blonde is Erin Fetherston, who showed at Milk Studios on Sunday (I dragged my Valentine with me to the show) and on the right, you guess it, Damon Dash.

I have no idea why these people are in a photo together. I don't know why they're friends, but he sat in her front row and his sweater is very chic.


Ludacris featuring Lil Kim and Lil Fate "Hey Ho"

Not sure why this song is speaking to me right now but it definitely is. Maybe I just needed some more Lil Kim and Luda in my life.

Ludacris featuring Lil Kim and Lil Fate "Hey Ho"

It's hella snowing right now, wish I were in bed. Been working all day for 10 days straight dang.

Devin the Dude "What I Be On"

New music for all the heads: Devin the Dude "What I Be On"

Feeling this for zoning out right now, Dev does that to a girl.

I wonder why...

His new album is out April 20th, stay tuned.

Friday, February 12, 2010

I'm BACK Bitches! Rihanna "Rude Boy"

Sorry for the forever hiatus, not sure if anyone will still read this now that I dropped the ball so major but hey-o we'll see.

This vid is incred, putting this song on repeat while I write my fashion week coverage woopwoop.